Thursday, June 18, 2009

MY MOOD FOR TODAY

My mood for the date 17.6.2009 is really bad. I cant stand with someone who realy realy act as boss on that day. I'm not gonna tell who is she or he. U find out... but luckily bling bling lower down my temperature.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Gambar kenang kenangan Menteri menteri

Gambar yang amat berhormat Datuk Seri Mohamad Shafuan (kiri)
Perdana Menteri Sekolah Tinggi Batu Pahat 2005-2008
ketika menghadiri persidangan Sekolah Sekolah Bestari Dunia yang
diadakan di sekolahnya sendiri. Turut ditemani anggota kabinetnya Yang Amat Berhormat Dato Seri Nazirul Hakim Menteri Pembangunan Sekolah Tinggi Batu Pahat (tengah) dan Yang Berhormat Dato Ahmad Zahir Menteri Kewangan Sekolah Tinggi Batu Pahat .


Gambar diatas menunjukan Elisha Philip Menteri Pembangunan Sekolah Seri Pelangi Keluar berlegar legar di perkarangan pusat persidangan untuk mencari kawasan membuang anginnya yg terkumpul didalam perut...


Gambar diatas mempamerkan aksi aksi menteri menteri sekolah yg ingin menunjukan bakat model mereka yagng terpendam. Tapi malangnya akibat kesan dari wajah menteri menteri sekalian kanca kamera jurugambar yang mengambil gambar kalian pecah .. Tak tau kenapa.


gambar kenang kenangan perdana menteri dari sekolah sekolah sedunia .
Gambar ini diambil selepas berakhirnya persidangan.
Slide Disediakan oleh:



MSFQ
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Yang Amat Berhormat Dato Seri Mohd Syafiq bin Sarkawi
Menteri Kerja Raya Sekolah Tinggi Batu Pahat..

Monday, June 8, 2009

STOP WATCH PORNNNNN

Gentlemen porn movie are not good material to our youngster. Porn what for you watch it??. The main question play in my head. As an anti porn person. I would like to share with you all what will happen if we often watch porn. Porn is kind like a drug if the person started watch the porn video or clip theywill keep watch watch watch and watch. If the person watch porn video or clip impossible they didnt have feeling to try like what pornstar do in the video. One news have been shock me, at the age of 5 the children started having sex and more shame is their parent does not know what their children do. According to the scientist, porn video could lead the person who watch porn to alzhemier disease. If the person lucky it just lost short term memory. Porn porn porn why people starving for it . My advise you better stop watch porn or known verry well in term of BLUEEEEEEEEEz.


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Thursday, June 4, 2009

happy holiday

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dear sir,

Happy holiday

Refer the above title i capt_one@rocketmail.com would like to wish all my friend happy holiday and enjoy it.

2. with that i wish u all happy holiday again. Happy holiday.
Happy holiday.

Thank you for read,
ikhlas dari

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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Bling Bling

Let me tell you why i wrote this article with the title bling bling. My point to wrote this article is to share with u all what is the function of bling bling in my daily life . First of all for me this person (bling bling) have bling bling my life everyday. Second, bling bling make my finger become more fit since me and her always exercise our finger everyday. Third bling bling become my group discussion. Everyday we always talk about global issue. So i think bling bling is bling bling that bling bling my daily life .............................



HYPOTHESIS IS ACCEPTED

Pelan Botak And Sir Hj Mohamad Shafuan

setelah membaca audio sermo tah kejadah haram, saya telah mendapat satu idea untuk mendapat kan berat badan yg ideal lagi macho dan berseri iaitu dengan makan multivitamin . Idea ini datang nye dari seorang penulis yang berangan angan nak jadi david errrr(carik sendiri la) yang jugak merupakan kwn yang terbaik pernah saya jumpa iaitu Mohd Syafiq b. Sarkawi . THANK YOU BOTAK......


Dengan itu saya dan beliau berazam nak menjadi lelaki yang gagah lagi perkasa . Come on botak bring it on Huhuhuhuhuhuhu............ tapi kalau pelan ini tak menjadi aku sekel kepala ko....


Degan ini barulah saya boleh menjadi seperti dalam gamber berikut

Sekian wish me and botak luck...

Saturday, May 16, 2009

CABARAN MINGGU HADAPAN

adoi hari isnin math, selasa eden kona bersemuko dengan math pluss add, gilo otak den , pastu rabu den kono jwb fzk 2 and chemi 2, then eden kono jwb chemis 3 fzk 1 est1 adoi poning otak den. Tapi last day otak den rilek siket la pasal bio and chemis punya paper set up in sniper mode. hahaha hentam ja labuu.....

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Cerita Bersambung

arip mp bersama gambar dirinya
sendiri
Pak Kadok


Tok Botak



Sir hj Mohamd Shafuan
Di ceritakan ade tiga campur satu orang jejaka hensem iaitu Tok Botak , Sir Hj Mohamad Shafuan , Pak Kadok dan Arip mp. Mereka berjalan jalan di summit tiba tiba .....
Bersambung pada Minggu hadapan.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

WANTED!!!!!

ATENTION THE PICTURE SHOWN GUY FROM BATU PAHAT KNOWN AS BOTAK. HE IS NOW WANTED BY HSBP PREFECT.... THOSE PEOPLE SEE THIS GUY AROUND TOILETE KE PONDOK JAGA KE OR ANYWHERE PLEASE INFORM PREFECT OF HSBP BY CALLING THE FOLLOWING NUMBER :
012-1234567

WITH THAT WE CLAIM TOGETHER HIS DETAIL:
NAME: BOTAK
AGE: I DON'T KNOW MAYBE 45 plus plus
LAST SEEN: BUY CHOKI CHOKI DEKAT VAN ,TEMPAT MENUNGGU BAS
WHY WANTED: I DON'T KNOW. SUKE SUKE MAYBE



P/S: PLEASE BE INFORM THAT THIS GUY MIGHT BE DANGEROUS BBECAUSE HE ABLE
TO ATTACK PEOPLE .

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Bed time story

Once upon time , there was a besbol player name brownie. He was charming prince with pretty besbol bat. so 1 day, he met a girl named Nemo. Then brownie accidentally hit nemo with the baseball ball strike on her head. Then she got angry and kick brownie. Then nemo, apologise brownie after knew that brownie accidentally hit her. And she decided to treat brownie macdonald. Pap parap papa I'm Lovin it.. read this story and sure u gonna sleep.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

hari sabtu ku


today i"m playing golf with my parents in sutera harbour, fuhhh hujan dan memenat kan. But i'm playing very well today and i won the match with my father. To against my father i have to used all the skill that i'm learn before, almaklum la like father like son tahap kehebatan kedua dua anak beranak ini. After the game, my father said what time is it now? and i'm answer it 1.30 bah!. No wonderla my stomach started their music class, come la we go makan nasi padang!my father said. Vroooomm vrommmmmm vroooooooooomm and reach at nasi padang ibu, jessoltan. while waiting for the order i have chit chat with my father, bah shafuan tulis dalam blog yg shafuan nak naikkan berat badan 3kg! and my father said, Ha kalau mcm tu pnggil waiter kite tambah lauk tak ckp tu nak naikan berat bdn 3kg!.. layan je lah. After lunch we all plan straight away going back, but the unexpected tragedy happen , dimana burung telah berak dan jatuh la najisnye keatas seluar ku. Straight away i shout WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU BIRD??? U THOUGHT MY PANTS IS THE TOILET BOWL, and my mum just laughing . Reach at the hpuse i straight away change my cloth and take a nape ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Thats my saturday routine.

Friday, May 1, 2009

MY mission for mei


emmm my mission for this mei is rise up my weight at least 3 kg (baru la macho) bak pepatah shafuan badan sasa, muscel tough. thats no 1. second is , submit my add math project on this 7 mei, fuhh kalau dah siap dan hantar i will blanja someone . My dear readers next, mid term is next week . I want to change my position in the class. Can some one help meee?

ni la gambar ku ketika di sekolah